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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the only candidate who could tell trump he was going to eat him if made president, and mean it

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

Nom-nom-nom - "It's official act! Nom-nom-nom...

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elect brainworms this would actually be the funniest outcome

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Least deranged candidate

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'll never vote for a covid anti-vaxxer and a lot of dems won't either. Not to mention that he has not said one anti-zionist thing to my knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

By all accounts, he is actually more Zionist than Biden or Trump, if that’s even possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I doubt that will stop them from voting for him if he becomes the 2028 nominee

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This has to be a joke right? It could read either way easily

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

He's still got civili libertarian brainworms so I can't tell.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's an RFK running for President and a genocide going on in Israel/Palestine. What's Sirhan Sirhan up to these days?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Newsom didn't let him out

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Edward, you should pick him up in a convertible and drive around so the voters can see both of you

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

While a dude who is most commonly referred to by all 3 of his names is hanging out

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Vote for Kennedy['s pet crows].

This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojishentai-free

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojis

Yeah, like wtf is up with that

Come on

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought we had a knife stealing crow one?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You're right, and it's only a butter knife. That isn't threatening at all!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Be the emoji you want to see in the world

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Bad Snowden spray-bottle snowden

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

When you almost pull off a sick kickflip but smash your front teeth in at the last second

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

America can't stop suggesting or electing epstein affiliates. Hillary. Trump. Rfk.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, what a mystery…the only thing about the guy that’s even vaguely appealing to the Democratic Party is his last name.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

extremely concerning

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

he's talking about Joe Kennedy III right anakin-padme-2

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Putin made him post this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

It would be extremely funny, but also bad.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

To be fair, Kennedy represents the democratic party quite well...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Stfu Snowden, I want to like you