My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
As a queer who’s mentioned Obamacare, let them win that battle. They do it because it obviously still bothers people.
I never expected anyone to guess my address. Thanks a lot.
Hair and fingernails appear to keep growing after death, so probably yes.
✅ Done. They are both corpses.
Like one of my faves of his
Do you know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? Medicine.
Omg ’minds me it’s time for dinner
What gives. I hate how much time I’ve already wasted trying to figure out why this is the one time CIA shares our American work with Americans.
It’s been like 30 seconds. I don’t know why they’d do this.
I appreciate your service — thanks for the explanation I didn’t know I needed!
God I miss that hot chip and lie. Good ol’ days.
Member when the internet had 1 picture of a band? And it was of some Cernettes?
I have amblyopia—also known as lazy eye—which means I often see a bit of double vision—usually a sliver duplicated on the outside side of one of my eyes, even when I’m wearing contacts, and even though I don’t look like I have a lazy eye. My eyes definitely don’t work in concert and I’m told my 3D vision resembles what people see when they look at a postcard.
Finally, when I use binoculars, I use only one eyehole up to the non-lazy eye… So I’m wondering what exactly you normal people see out of binoculars? Is it like Looney Tunes?
Is there no paradox of tolerance