lars

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The comments were the most fun I’ve had a explainxkcd for a while—thank you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh you must be my old upstairs neighbor—send the rest of the dance troupe my best!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Really makes you wonder what

WITH A LADDER

meant back in the time of the X.K.C.D.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

brings back memories…

of 5 minutes ago when the SOV opposition finally finished their sentence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like Trump! Similarly, a majority of his wives weren’t American.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

reinforce around that threshold

Who wrote this, my CBT therapist??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

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On the other hand, our lazy slang’ll make it much easier to remember noun cases in a few hundred years.

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Out-of-the-JD’s-proper-noun-loop American here. What’s up with the dots-versus-no-dots?

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When I used to come out of the closet as a teenager, this was a common response: “it’s not real” or “you’ve decided to do this”.

It didn’t occur to me I could have righteous indignation about it, but it did lead to me to a place where I’m still enthusiastically delighted/shocked/vindicated when straight people literally don’t care about gays, or aren’t disgusted by gays, or when they wish noncishet people happy anniversary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

 

I have amblyopia—also known as lazy eye—which means I often see a bit of double vision—usually a sliver duplicated on the outside side of one of my eyes, even when I’m wearing contacts, and even though I don’t look like I have a lazy eye. My eyes definitely don’t work in concert and I’m told my 3D vision resembles what people see when they look at a postcard.

Finally, when I use binoculars, I use only one eyehole up to the non-lazy eye… So I’m wondering what exactly you normal people see out of binoculars? Is it like Looney Tunes?

 
 
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l’Impero Italiano (upload.wikimedia.org)
 

The maximum extent of the Italian Empire 𝑐. 1942–43

 
 
 
 
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It’s raining (i-download.imgflip.com)
 
 

after @ickplant’s œuvre

 
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