Are you talking about fruit flies or time flies?

Bacteria: It's me! You lose!

Immune System: Fair enough, you defeated the human.

You're on the right track. The possessive 's is missing which would make it the bowl of the dog (as intended). The way it is written, "bowl" could be a verb as in "have you seen the dogs when they bowl". Hope that makes sense and I'm a non native myself so not 100% sure myself

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

Don't take away that the market didn't work right and needs fixing. It works as expected, serves first and foremost the ultra rich, and need to be destroyed. Markets only monitors demand, we need a necessity based economy

For the sake of completeness: Allying with authoritarian socialists has never worked out well for anarchists either

It starts sounding like a joke but the punchline is that it's real

C'mon, don't be ridiculous! If the US was so anti left, Sanders would never make it to become president! We don't want to live in the timeline where the Republicans won the 2016 election because the Democrats didn't dare to send Sanders because he's too far left.

What does writing history mean to you? Making memes no one knows about, isn't. Making memes that enter public consciousness (as the word combination "a lot of persistent" seems to suggest or at least leave open) maybe. But what do I know, I lack basic reading skills apparently.

Admit you just want to lead them to a healthier, ice cream free diet. Or you just hate everything that's fun, I can't tell at the moment

Wisecrack made a video arguing that basically all presidents acted against the law. Makes you think.

You talk about memes. I don't know them. I think all states, including Germany, teach the story of the Victors in school