makeshiftreaper

You could make a show out of this!

I'm hoping it's the orcas again. Those whales are international heroes

There are just some people out there who despite having every moral reason to do so, can't get themselves to kill another person. I don't necessarily think those people should be shamed. Especially because they are trying to defend their home and it may have taken getting to the front lines before they realized that they just aren't capable of doing it

I see you also saw Crimes of the Future

This sounds good but what is "Cajun seasoning"? Is there a specific brand, spice mix, or what? That seems like it could cause a lot of variation in the dish

This is just an ongoing joke in Kite-Man right now

Fat blunts and FTL?

A fifth used to be a fifth of a gallon. Stupidly as the world became more globalized bottle sizes followed and so the bottles we still call a fifth are actually 750ml. What's worse is that the next unit up is a handle which is 1.75 liters! So it doesn't even follow mathematically

Convicted felon hatches illegal scheme

Is this headline about a former president or meth addict trying to score?

Correct. 60% of the alcohol consumed in America is drunk by 10% of the population. Honestly most people fall into 1 of 2 categories: non/light drinkers, and heavy drinkers. For heavy drinkers this is not crazy and I don't think a light drinker is purchasing 90% abv absinthe

It's definitely unclear in BG3 but in actual D&D ceremorphosis kills the host and the mind flayer is formed from their body/mind/memories. So in Wyll's case volunteering for transformation would be a bad idea because he would immediately go to Avernus to serve Mizora forever whereas if he lives he still has time to escape his pact. BG3 says that mind flayers don't have a soul but the ones touched by the astral tadpoles do seem to retain their personalities. My interpretation is that BG3 ceremorphosis destroys the soul which is the only "true" death in D&D, so becoming a mind flayer guarantees you will never have an afterlife, which is a pretty big deal

Anyway, best choice imo is Karlach. She's dead regardless, it's not clear where her soul is going, and this way she becomes a selfless hero and continues some form of existence