mercphilby

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

You’re unique and everyone loves you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Penis Brunch, nom nom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Click here to download, I promise this is the real link!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

10k for a lawyer?! That’s a great price.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

How many boat anchors to they have?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You gotta hand it to the man. He saw an opportunity and he took it. He’s just bad at it. We can’t shame him, because we elected a better version of him.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 days ago

I’m happy “scholars agree.” But that isn’t evidence. That’s a bunch of dudes who love Jesus finding a way to prove his actual existence.

If you look hard enough, you can find evidence to prove whatever you want, as long as that isn’t disproven with science.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Trump can’t afford 49k

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What do you mean trump won?! We spent all our time fighting against Harris?! How did she lose?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They don’t understand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I wanna snuggle that turd so hard.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Fuckin, Mary Schmich.

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