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"make it so" would have been a much better punchline for the 3rd panel 😂

If that's true it would be sad if it wasn't just so damn funny

Yes. Also, the letter labeling makes no fucking sense. There's no point to it

Ah yes, the classic defense of someone who is dead wrong but is too weak to admit it.

Let's not forget the bizarre ass fake power-move way he shakes hands

I had a plastic brontosaurus toy as a kid that I loved. It had a weird chemical smell to it. 30+ years later, when I hear "brontosaurus" I instantly and vividly swear I can smell it

Because of course they do 🙄

Was the picture taken with a Motorola Razr R3?

Wait, what?

Edit: disregard, I was behind on the news apparently

Totally missed that, lol