There never was a bridge. The Republicans cancelled the funding for the project.

Fucken sweet.

Holy fuck. I'm deeply unsettled by this.

I, for one, happen to think that basic human decency is pretty radical 😎

That was a blast.

Never voluntarily cooperate with police investigations. Every citizen they encounter they see as an opportunity for an arrest and subsequent pay raise.

I wasn't sure whether or not to be worried, but he seemed to be pretty lively so I just left him be.

I thought you were gonna say black.

Yeah, but I was looking for an end.

I've also been going through some motions with your wife.

Some caveman sodomizes an ET with a mammoth tusk millennia ago and now we're barred from the galactic federation. Hope it was worth it, you unga bunga asshole.

"Republicrat" is much catchier.