misterundercoat

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You're carrying this baby to term.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

So think of the SpongeBob meme where he keeps revealing more dirty diapers. We are currently at the panel where he points out the window to the mountain of diapers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Alarm in 3 hours 46 minutes 💀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The files are in the computer!

[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

CS_siege was great with the apc. Load up your teammates and drive them all off the cliff lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Trilithuim crystals you say? Well, the Prime Directive is more of a guideline than an actual rule ...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Factorioh my god it's 2 a.m. I have work tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mushroom mushroom

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