numbermess

Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!

Carbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice

Ben Stiller

I have a feeling they’ll be worshipping her before the weekend is over. Maybe cutting up their own faces and chaining themselves to doors. They just need time to adjust, this development is weird for everybody.

They’ll fall in line pretty soon.

Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from

from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison

I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.

My mom won a week-long vacation to England from a Fruitopia bottle cap contest and she gave it to me and my little brother. I was 20 and he was 16 and we went all over the place. This was back in the days of no cell phones and disposable cameras. That was a lot of fun.

Works every time!

What patriotic Christian American wouldn't want this fat sweaty lying sack of makeup wearing shit flashing a big toothy grin and the weakest looking thumbs up gesture that is even physically possible dangling his guts over the grave of their own dead child on the grounds of a sacred national monument? Let's get real.

Not seeing Solarbabies here.

Trump: No, many people are saying I'm the biggest whiner, like no one has ever seen, very whiny and powerful, frankly, and not only that, I'll take it one step further with [invitation to stochastic terrorism]