phlegmy

Wtf does your diet have to do with catching airborne diseases anyway?
Did she really think swapping meat for broccoli would magically make her immune to all illness?

With the amount of idiots online, I have no idea if this is sarcasm or a genuine request.

It looks cool from a distance, but it really falls apart when you look closer

Sounds like the shrooms haven’t worn off yet

Huh, I'm Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can't have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop

I keep my fork in my left hand after cutting

Sex edition

I personally prefer running wordpad with WINE, as I can’t afford an office subscription.

Ya mum

Straya.
To be fair I haven’t gone around asking people if they dislike peanut butter, it’s just sort of assumed that everyone likes it (and other spreads like nutella), and I’d be surprised to hear somebody saying they didn’t like it.
We have many local brands. I don’t think I’ve tried one from the USA yet, but we probably have a few imported ones at costco.

Inside??

Says who?
I'm not american and I've never met somebody who isn't allergic to peanuts who doesn't like peanut butter.