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You'll never convince me that Barron is not actually 3 small children stacked on each others' shoulders underneath that business suit.

Wow, I can't believe these Trump hogs have such little respect for private property. Just think about all the law-abiding patriots who were unable to purchase their munchkins and coffee since they had nowhere to park. They may have cost the Dunkin Donuts corporation a few hundred dollars profit that night. They're lucky the police didn't beat them within an inch of their lives and arrest them on the spot for their brazen disregard of capital interests.

He could tell them to drink bleach again (but mix it with ammonia this time)

In a shocking twist, Cutter Sagers was declared winner by default after the 20 other contestants were all found stabbed to death.

Also known as Democrat policy 10 years from now

George OrSwell

This is saying that if a cat eats a fish, and then another cat crawls into a fake giant fish's mouth, the universe returns to the state it was in before the first cat ate the fish.

Jimmy Carter as his running mate. Could make for an interesting reality show actually. They could clash over things like the fact that one of them is technically still alive.

But in this case the train is heading directly at him and pulling the lever would open up a trapdoor on the track that would send the train plunging directly into the depths of hell and he still refuses to pull it.

In case you get challenged on how you came up with that number, actual vote totals were (roughly) 81 million for Biden, 74 million for Trump, and 3 million for third party candidates, and this article says there were around 80 million eligible voters who didn't vote.

If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump then that means Trump won the 2020 election by around 75 million votes