watch youtube videos on your phone while the Netflix ads play -> Watch Netflix on your TV while the youtube ads play. Perfection

mom said its my turn on the compooter so i can play video gabes

Those people you see on LinkedIn with like 20 programming languages on their resume are really looking for a job just to pay off the debt of buying 20 computers

guy has 12 children and probably talks to none of them in any sort of meaningful way

but think of when you do get hired using that email. It's either gonna be the best job ever, or a complete shitshow, no in between.

I like the plastic lids for fermenting food in mason jars, like sauerkraut. I find the metal ones tend to become really hard to open or corrode once the ferment has been going on for a while.

the wallpaper is of a vtuber, Amelia Watson. Her fans are called Teamates

nobody is safe from late night suisei brainrot lol

they could throw a pizza party for their government clients. Less work than fixing the problem

i'll be able to charge my phone while rotmaxxing and doomscrolling. nice

"Yeah i just spent over a grand on a laptop just so I could use MS paint fully"

I like the 2x spicy one, but i've never tried the 3x spicy one before