sudo_shinespark

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Kill two for matching clogs!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Didn’t he explain one time that the key to looking really shredded for a movie is to get SUPER dehydrated right as filming begins? Think it was because then it makes your abs and other chest muscles stick out really prominently and achieves the Hollywood expectation for how strong guy should look

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s funny that it doesn’t have a headphone jack but it clearly has a little notch in the center where those usually go

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Smithers! Send flowers to the widow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

 
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