That's a really good point. Don't date your coworkers. Don't date your DM.

Maybe date that NPC, but only because the DM will probably kill them in the next act, and that's just good motivation.

It means his friends got laid and stopped playing.

I'm not even kidding, I think that's the real story.

Dong! That's right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his...

That seems unlikely. It's more likely that a bunch of wackos are doing wacko things. Most people are pretty dumb.

South Park was funny when it was satire. Then reality got fucked, and south park is just too real now.

Chocolate isn't racist. They picked it to match the color scheme.

My cake was strawberry.

"in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" -Homer

No idea. I just mean "was it worth the effort.". The phrase itself is older than dirt.

Rich white guy doesn't get in trouble for something? What a crazy world.

You shouldn't be proud of a location just because some ditzy cunt squeezed you out on a specific bit of dirt.

Be proud of what you and your neighbors do to improve the place. And if that isn't enough to be proud of, do better.

Was the juice worth the squeeze?

If they were, they wouldn't need a group to influence the outcome.