surewhynotlem

The best way to get over this sort of trauma is to invade Poland.

There's the sort of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Magenta doesn't exist.

Reread the words

You guys need to lay off the pipe demon. He's just doing his job like the rest of us.

But he does prefer oranges over lemons.

I think it's worse. I think he represents a large minority of people who agree with him and just don't say it aloud. He's on the ticket in hopes of trump dying in office so they can push this hyper-religious and ridiculous agenda.

Their only mistake was not realizing how unpalatable their ideas are to the rest of the country. If they understood that, they'd have sent a better liar.

The history behind this logo is fun. Apparently the company was one of the first to use an anti-caking agent. So what she's really doing is showing off the salt. It's free flowing. That level of moisture would cause their competitor's salt to turn into a brick.

I swear by das keyboard. I bought mine over a decade ago, it's still going strong. I guess my only problem is, they don't ever get my money because I'm not buying new keyboards.

I don't care about someone's hobbies.

If you care about someone, you pay attention and show interest anyway. I don't give two shits about Taylor Swift, but I know SO much about it because my wife loves it, and I play along.

206 up, 20 down.

The nerds have spoken.

I agree with you though.

Defend yourself how? Really imagine the scenario. Someone wants you dead, so they walk up behind you and shoot you. Where is your opportunity for defense?

It got a LOT better in later seasons