We (30-40yo guys) just played soccer, and there were too few of us. So we invited some kids who were hanging around on the fields. Well, fuck...
(The ball flies away)
Kid: I'll bring it back! (sprints after the ball like I'm not sprinting during the attack, then proceeds to run like that for the next hour)
We were only better like a pickup truck is better when it collides with a motorcycle

They are alive, we employ some

Mmm tasty garlic bread
Edit: you failed at shitposting, the post is useful and entertaining

39 here, same shit. I'll roll right into the "how do you do, fellow kids" meme

Yea, progress, progress

For me, it's linked with the amount of "local multiplayer" titles on Steam. There was fucking nothing! Ok, we could play nes or sega games, but it was strange to not have a lot of modern games. Thankfully, it's slowly changing

Yeah, automakers pose a threat to automakers!

My guess is that after he posted the video, a pretty (I dunno by what exact standards, but she does look good in my opinion) girl contacted him:

• You're not ugly
• Shall we then proceed to copulation, miss?
• We shall indeed.

The left half of the picture - no idea, but it looks like some movie reference related to overcoming shit and shit

said!

Same as with Russian soldiers now
Edit: and always before

You have some right points, but also in one of the most used tanks (I forgot which one), crew were attaching a pillow to a sharp metal corner that you would hit with your head all the time. I'd call that utilitarian, as head trauma was avoidable in some cases.