tuxtey

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.

Hostel

I misread that, but I'm still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

I'm more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

"Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory."

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

Because violence only happens in Minecraft

That's what the little soap puck in the urinal is for