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Movies at 8PM EST!

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For this Special Thursday Anti-Imperialism Night, 8PM EST, first up is La Chinoise (1967), centering on a group of French students who discover Maoism and move toward direct action in sparking a communist revolution. Cue sectarian struggle. It is generally credited as a major ideological influence on the May 1968 student uprising in France, which more-or-less shut down the country for a few weeks. I’ll respect that. Director is the master himself, Jean-Luc Godard, whose dystopian sci-fi Alphaville (1965) we recently watched. Looks cool; let’s watch.

After that is the zombie horror-comedy The Return of the Living Dead (1985), an alternate sequel to Night of the Living Dead (1968) made without George Romero’s involvement (he directed Day of the Dead [1985] the same year), due to a rights dispute. Instead, its director is Dan O’Bannon, who is better-known as the writer of Alien (1979) and Total Recall (1990); ths is his only directorial effort of note. A strange gas at a warehouse starts reanimating the dead, and they soon start terrorizing America in their quest to eat brains. Hilarity and spookiness ensue. It s considered one of the best zombie films of all time. Uncritical support to the zombies in their heroic struggle to liberate the world from the genocidal Usian empire.

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CWs for La Chinoise:

  • Nudity.
  • Smoking.
  • Gun violence.
  • Blood.
  • Suicide.

CWs for The Return of the Living Dead:

  • Death of dog.
  • Drug use.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Zombies.
  • Bugs.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Amputation.
  • Squashed head.
  • Broken bones.
  • Someone falls down stairs.
  • Eye mutilation.
  • Jump scares.
  • Vomiting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Needles.
  • Claustrophobia.
  • Suicide.
  • Nudity.
  • Sex.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Homelessness.
  • Car crash.
  • Screeching tires.
  • Nuclear explosion.
  • Gun violence.
  • Sad ending.

Links to movies:

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Ako 3 has wrapped up, and I Married a Witch (1942) is about to start. Get in!

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Movies at 8PM EST!

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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, by popular demand, we will continue the legendary superpowered schoolgirl lesbian anime series Project A-ko, with its third installment (1988), fully remastered! No more VHS rips. Ako continues to rock.

After that is I Married a Witch (1942), a romcom about a seventeenth-century witch (Veronica Lake) who returns to life in the twentieth century, seeking revenge on the descendant of the man who burnt her at the stake. In particular, she wants to ruin his impending marriage to the daughter of his gubernatorial campaign’s sponsor, to ensure the continuation of her curse on his bloodline. Look, you probably know how this is gonna go already. Nevertheless, this is perhaps the original “magical girlfriend” movie, having inspired everything from Bewitched to Urusei Yatsura. It is the best-known film of director Rene Clair, who specialized in this kind of light romance.

Last is Ghost World (2001), a cult-classic comedy based on Daniel Clowes’ graphic novel of the same name, about a pair of teenage girls (Thora Birch and Scarlett Johannson) who, following their high-school graduation, decide to prank a loser record-store owner (Steve Buscemi) by responding to his romance-seeking personal ad. Hilarity ensues as they are drawn deeper and deeper into his life in an attempt to keep up the masquerade. Will their friendship survive this mischief? We’ll have to watch to find out. This is generally considered to be the best film of director Terry Zwigoff, who is otherwise best-known for Bad Santa (2003). Looks neat; let’s watch.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Project A-ko 3:

  • “Man in a dress” jokes. The aliens look like men who dress as women. The characters barely acknowledge this fact directly, but the depiction is still problematic.
  • Bugs.
  • Stalking.
  • Mention of sexual assault (but no depiction).
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Bath scene.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Plane crash.
  • Gun violence.
  • Nuclear explosion.
  • Objectification of female characters. -Panty shots of high-school-aged girls.

CWs for I Married a Witch:

  • Witches.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Drunkenness.
  • Kissing.

CWs for Ghost World:

  • Stalking.
  • Dead animals.
  • Snakes.
  • Mention of sexual assault. Not depicted.
  • Ableist slurs.
  • Cheating.
  • Spitting.
  • Farting.
  • Mental institution scene.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Suicidal ideation.
  • Someone is watched without their knowledge.
  • Homophobic slurs.
  • Antisemitism.
  • Ethnic caricatures.
  • Age gap.
  • Implied sex.
  • Honking horns.
  • Sad ending.

Links to movies:

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it is july 3 and stalin saved the world from fascism

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it is july 2 and stalin saved the world from fascism

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uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

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For this Sunday Kino Night, first up is Mon Oncle (1958), one of the most highly-regarded French comedies of all time, from the master himself, Jacques Tati. It follows the misadventures of Tati’s nearly-silent bumbler Mr. Huot as he attempts to navigate the modern technologica hell of his sister’s house. Hilaity ensues. This was a major influence on Mr. Bean, among other things, in Hulot’s confusion at seemingly the most ordinary everyday situations, and the various ways in which his curiosity invites disaster. Looks cool; let’s watch.

Next is The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989), a different kind of comedy, one set in the restaurant of a brutal British gangster (played by Michael Gambon, AKA Dumbledore), where his hapless wife (Helen Mirren) has met another man and begun an affair. A whole lot of sex and violence ensues, with a large dose of black humor along the way. This is generally considered the magnum opus of director Peter Greenaway, and also his best-known work. Rave reviews everywhere for this one, so let’s give it a whirl.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Mon Oncle:

  • Slapstick violence.
  • Anxiety.
  • French people.

CWs for The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover:

  • Nudity.
  • Sex.
  • Sexual harassment of women, mostly by the villain.
  • Discussion of sexual assault, committed by the villain. I’ve skimmed the movie and sexual assault does not seem to be directly depicted.
  • Misogyny. However, the misogynist is the villain.
  • Death of dog.
  • Domestic violence.
  • Child abuse.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Deaths of animals.
  • Maggots.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Torture.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Genital trauma.
  • A man is forced to consume dog feces.
  • Sexualization of minors, though the actors in question are in their twenties.
  • Cheating.
  • Shower scene.
  • Vomiting.
  • Spitting.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Antisemitism.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

Links to movies:

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For this edition of Saturday Anime Night, the people demanded more Sailor Moon, and so, we’re continuing on, with episodes 151 through 156 of the 1992 series, the definitive magical-girl anime. This is the completely unabridged, unexpurgated, uncensored, Japanese version of the show, including everything that the English dub butchered, altered, and/or cut, which is quite a bit. Tonight’s episodes see the continuation of the SuperS arc, which focuses particularly on Chibiusa and her silly aatics, as well as the bad guy’s various attempts to obtain Pegasus.

After that is The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976), an animated adaptation of the most popular French comics character of all time, Asterix. This is generally considered the best Asterix film, also. Come see the infinitely-strong Gaul and his rotund friend Obelix obliterate the Romans and do some adventurism against Julius Caesar, all while accomplishing twelve tasks to prove they are strong as the gods. The comics’ two authors Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo, were also co-directors on this film, so it is almost panel-for-panel faithful to the source material. Looks cool; let’s check it out.

We’ll start 8PM EST on Hextube right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Sailor Moon:

  • Nudity.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Bath scenes.
  • Age-gap romance.
  • Panty shots.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Animal abuse.
  • Children in peril.
  • Smoking.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Sexual harassment of schoolgirls.
  • Kissing.
  • Deaths of parents.

CWs for The Twelve Tasks of Asterix:

  • Nudity.
  • Cartoon violence.
  • Alcohol.
  • Mental illness.
  • Facial hair.

Links to movies:

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For this Friday Movie Night, first up is Elevator to the Gallows (1958), a classic French film noir about a businessman who kills his boss after beginning an affair with his wife. But then his plans to cover up his actions go awry, he has to commit more crimes, and the cops start closing in. Will he get away with it? We’ll have tto watch to find out. This is considered one of the best French films of the 1950s, and one of the best works of director Louis Malle, whose movies My Dinner with Andre (1981) and Au Revoir Les Enfants (1987) we previously watched. Let’s give it a whirl.

After that is the fifth Mad Max entry, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024), George Miller’s highly-anticipated follow-up to his Australian outback action film Mad Max: Fury Road (2015). This one is a prequel that tells the origin story of Furiosa (played by Charlize Theron in Fury Road, but Anya Taylor-Joy in this one), following her quest to escape the clutches of arch-misogynist Immortan Joe and kick some butt along the way. Chicks rock.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Elevator to the Gallows:

  • Drug use.
  • Drunkenness.
  • Alcohol.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Drug overdose.
  • Cheating.
  • Suicide attempt.
  • Claustrophobia.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Gun violence.
  • Honking horns.
  • Sad ending.

CWs for Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga:

  • Someone leaves without saying goodbye.
  • Child abandonment.
  • Stalking.
  • Woman brutalized for spectacle.
  • Abused becomes the abuser.
  • Child abuse.
  • Death of horse.
  • Decapitation.
  • Animal abuse.
  • Dead animals.
  • Bugs.
  • A woman is slapped.
  • Implied pedophilia. Not depicted.
  • Implied sexual assault. Not depicted.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Someone’s mouth is covered.
  • Shaving.
  • Hand damage.
  • Dismemberment.
  • Throat mutilation.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Deaths by crushing.
  • Choking.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Someone is buried alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Amputation.
  • Squashed head.
  • Hanging.
  • Asphyxiation.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Broken bones.
  • Seizures.
  • Finger mutilation.
  • Torture.
  • Deaths by falling.
  • Eye mutilation.
  • Stabbing.
  • Corpses.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Sexualization of minor.
  • Suicide.
  • Disabled character portrayed by able-bodied person.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Death of parent.
  • Destruction of child’s toy.
  • Jump scares.
  • Razors.
  • Mannequins.
  • Audio gore.
  • Prison scenes.
  • PTSD.
  • Self-harm.
  • Violent mentally-ill person.
  • Meltdowns.
  • Claustrophobia.
  • Crying baby.
  • Screaming.
  • Profanity.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Someone is watched without their knowledge.
  • Stillbirth.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Chronic illness.
  • Homelessness.
  • Fat suit.
  • Car crash.
  • Honking horns.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Gun violence.
  • End-credits scene.

Links to movies:

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Posting this thread a little earlier than normal because this night will be a little unusual. For this special Thursday Political Theatre Night, 9PM EST, Hexbear Comrade @dead asked the powers-that-be for a brand-new channel on Hextube, and got it, at https://live.hexbear.net/c/news , where he will host the real-life comedy movie known as the Presidential Debate. Behold as two doddering old men stumble over their words and lose their train of thought as they struggle to convince you why they should be the steward of a genocidal empire. Be prepared for psychic damage. Thank you to Comrade @dead for hosting this very special event. All credit and gratitude goes to him. Make sure to show up at 9PM sharp, as the event is live.

After the debate is over, come over to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Civil War (2024), a dystopian thriller from Alex Garland, the director who brought you Ex Machina (2015) and Annihilation (2018). Oh god, America has fallen apart! Roving bands of marauders now terrorize the countryside as a group off war journalists try to reach Washington DC to understand what’s really going on. Somehow, California and Texas ended up on the same side. Will we find out how? I dunno. Let’s watch.

The debate begins at 9PM EST, and the movie will start shortly after it ends, at about 11PM EST.

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate:

  • Senility.
  • Imperialism.
  • Fascism.
  • Second-hand embarrassment.
  • Anxiety over dying empire.

CWs for Civil War:

  • Stalking.
  • Smoking,
  • Alcohol.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Hand damage.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Hanging.
  • Torture.
  • Stabbing.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Death of child.
  • Someone sacrifices themselves.
  • R-slur.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Jump scares.
  • Natural bodies of water.
  • Vomiting.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Destruction of monuments.
  • PTSD.
  • Mental illness.
  • Dissociation.
  • Meltdown.
  • Anxiety attacks.
  • Suicide.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Screaming.
  • Obscene language.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Hate speech.
  • Ableism.
  • Homelessness.
  • Existentialism.
  • Sad ending.
  • Car crash.
  • Screeching tires.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

Links:

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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, by popular demand. It’s the legendary superpowered schoolgirl lesbian theatrical anime feature Project A-ko (1986), along with its shorter straight-to-video sequel, Project A-ko 2 (1987), both remastered! No more VHS rips. They are pretty much Chicks Rock: The Movies.

After that is The Hunger (1983), a stylish vampire romance about David Bowie discovering that his immortality is wearing off, and consulting an expert on aging on what he can do to forestall his inevitable death. He might have to feed on some young blood. Oh no! Director is Tony Scott of Top Gun (1986) and True Romance (1993) fame; this is generally considered one of his better films.

Note that Hexbear is going to have some downtime today; assuming Hextube remains up, we will begin as normal whether the main site is back up or not. If it does not, better hope the maintenance is completed in time.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Project A-ko 1&2:

  • “Man in a dress” jokes. The aliens look like men who dress as women. The characters barely acknowledge this fact directly, but the depiction is still problematic.
  • Bugs.
  • Stalking.
  • Mention of sexual assault (but no depiction).
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Bath scene.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Plane crash.
  • Gun violence.
  • Nuclear explosion.
  • Objectification of female characters. -Panty shots of high-school-aged girls.

CWs for The Hnnger:

  • Stalking.
  • Domestic violence.
  • Gaslighting.
  • Child abuse.
  • Death of animal.
  • Animal abuse.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Sexual assault: non-consensual kiss.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Someone is buried alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Someone falls down stairs.
  • Someone falls to their death.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Death of non-human.
  • Cheating.
  • Ghosts.
  • Razors.
  • Shower scene.
  • Vomiting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Needles.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Suicide attempt.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Death of LGBT person.
  • Sex.
  • Sad ending.

Links to movies:

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For this Sunday Kino Night, first up is The Bad and the Beautiful (1952), a classic melodrama best described as Citizen Kane (1941) meets Sunset Blvd. (1950). A ruthless Holly producer (played by Kirk Douglas) manipulates and connives his way to the top of the Hollywood hierarchy, alienating his friends and family along the way. The film recounts his rise in flashback form from the perspectives of the people he used. Will karma come back to bite his sleazy ass? I guess we’ll have to watch to find out. Director is Vincente Minnelli; we have not watched any of his films on Hextube yet, but he is best-known for the musicals An American in Paris (1951) and Meet Me in St. Louis (1944). This one is considered perhaps his magnum opus.

Next is My Friends (1975), a slapstick comedy from Italian maestro Mario Monicelli, whose labor drama The Organizer (1963) and heist farce Big Deal on Madonna Street (1958) we previously watched. A group of four middle-aged manchildren don’t want to grow up, and so they organize a bunch of immature, silly pranks in a desperate attempt to prolong their youth. Wacky antics ensue. This was a huge hit In Italy at the time, spawning two sequels. It is a boomer comedy classic there, along the lines of, oh, Blazing Saddles (1974) or Caddyshack (1980) in the US. Let’s give it a whirl.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for The Bad and the Beautiful:

  • Kissing.
  • Smoking.
  • Alcohol.
  • Drunkenness.

CWs for My Friends:

  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Misogyny.
  • Nudity.
  • References to sex.
  • Slapstick violence.
  • Profanity.
  • Sad ending.

Links to movies:

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For this edition of Saturday Anime Night, the people demanded more Sailor Moon, and so, we’re continuing on, with episodes 145 through 150 of the 1992 series, the definitive magical-girl anime. This is the completely unabridged, unexpurgated, uncensored, Japanese version of the show, including everything that the English dub butchered, altered, and/or cut, which is quite a bit. Tonight’s episodes see the continuation of the SuperS arc, which focuses particularly on Chibiusa and her silly antics, as well as the bad guy’s various attempts to obtain Pegasus.

After that is Waking Life (2001), a surreal, conversational rotoscoped dreamscape from Richard Linklater (whose films Slacker [1990] and Dazed & Confused [1993] we have already watched.) A young man finds himself in a perpetual lucid dream-state and wanders around talking to various people about dreams. For some reason, Alex Jones is one of those people. A whole of trippiness ensues. Rave reviews for this one, so let’s give it a whirl.

We’ll start 8PM EST on Hextube right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Sailor Moon:

  • Nudity.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Bath scenes.
  • Age-gap romance.
  • Panty shots.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Animal abuse.
  • Children in peril.
  • Smoking.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Sexual harassment of schoolgirls.
  • Kissing.
  • Deaths of parents.

CWs for Waking Life:

  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Suicide.
  • Unstable reality.
  • Existentialism.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Discussion of sex.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

Links to movies:

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For this Friday Movie Night, first up is Underground (1995), a Serbian black comedy about a pair of friends who join the Communist partisans during WW2; after the war, one becomes a party bureaucrat, while the other hides in a bunker for decades until re-emerging in the 1990s, during the Yugoslav Wars. Darkly comedic antics ensue along the way. This won the Palme d’Or at Cannes in 1995 and is currently ranked at #188 on Letterboxd’s Top 250 films of all time. Director is Emir Kusturica, whose wedding comedy Black Cat White Cat (1998) we previously watched; this is generally considered his magnum opus.

After that is The Gunfighter (1950), a Western starring Gregory Peck who wants to leave his reputation as Fastest Gun in the West behind. Unfortunately for him, his old beau wants nothing to do with him, and bad guys keep hounding him at every turn. Can’t he just live a peaceful life? Not in this movie. This is more-or-less an anti-Western that deconstructs the whole cowboy archetype, and one of the earlier films of its kind; here, instead of a build-up to a big gunfight, the main character just wants to stay out of it, but it comes to him anyway. Considered one of the best Westerns of the 1950s, and the best film of director Henry King, who otherwise did a whole bunch of middling studio fare.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Doesthedogdie.com links:

CWs for Underground:

  • Sex.
  • Nudity.
  • Prostitution.
  • Drunkenness.
  • Torture.
  • Beatings.
  • Profanity.
  • Smoking.

CWs for The Gunfighter:

  • Kissing.
  • Gun violence.
  • Alcohol.
  • Smoking.

Links to movies:

  • Forthcoming. Tankietube is currently down, but I am hoping it will be back up in time.
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