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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Mine sweeper on my dad's 286 when I was 4.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

After raging and breaking my keyboard over my knee and hiring a lawyer to go after the music players creator for showing me a useless pop-up.

What was the question again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In addition It's also not a good idea to nuke a place you intend to occupy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Not much. You can't spend enough of their money before they stop your spending and start collecting it.

How much credit can you get without a high income or a lot of assets? Hopefully much smaller than your mortgage (which is that the 2008 crisis was about).

Exactly what happens depends on law where you live. Here you'd get a court order: First confiscation of cash or cash equivalents. Second sale of assets, in the end your pay would be garnished. Since not everyone is forced to sell their house (like 2008) the price drop would be smaller but spread across the entire economy.

Unless you're willing to illegally work without a contract and only take cash payments they will get their money back.

Anyone who did not participate in it would have a good time buying cheap stuff in the forced sale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Legalize it, tax it, regulate it like any other job.

I'd not buy any, even when single.

I would consider selling before a lot of other jobs. Depends on the money really. Not much of a market for straight, average looking, men in their 30s however.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Very far north in Scandinavia:

Keys left pocket. Phone right pocket. Earbuds right pocket. Wallet (debit card and ID really) right leg pocket.

I check the forecast in the summer, if rain during the day then put on jacket. Peak temp 20°C or above use shorts.

In the winter I check temperature. +5 to -15 thin gloves -15 to -30 thick gloves. -30 to -40 carefully consider if I have to go out. -40 or less: take a picture of the thermometer and send it to people in the south to make them feel better about their life choices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Simplified at the cost of accuracy:

On a scale from 1-10 on attractiveness you get ±1 for being below/above one standard deviation on intelligence.

Other standard deviations: Sad/happy ±2 Mean/kind ±1. Different/same life goals ±5.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Gmail since 2002 or something. Steam account if emails don't count.

Edit: Wow account could be older than steam account. I honestly can't remember.

Edit2: Yep, wow account is a 4 years older than my steam. Turns out I lost my first steam account that did not really have any games on it and instead of recovering it I just registered a new one. Doing this research of my own history was a questionable use of my evening but apparently necessary to get it out of my head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Dog, so that I could lick my own... belly...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.

I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I did half a backflip once.

I was wearing a helm and got away with a concussion that kept me home for a week.

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