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Two years ago, we received information about the planned federation by Hexbear. The announcement thread can be found here: https://www.Chapo.Chat/PPB. After reviewing the thread and the comments, it became evident that allowing Hexbear to federate would violate our rules.

Our code of conduct and server rules can be found here.

The announcement included several revisionist statements, as highlighted below:

“pee pee poo poo"

The rhetoric and goal of Hexbar are clear based on their announcement: to “piss” and "shidd” shows that Hexbar has no intention of "farding.” It’s mainly to push their pigs with clean balls.

In addition, several comments from a Hexbear admin, demonstrate that Chapo.chat rules will not be respected.

Here are some examples:

“I can assure you there will be no pissing and shidding.”

“All loyal, honest, active and upright Liberals must collect all 11 liberal tendencies shown by certain people among us, and summon the forbidden 12th form of liberalism.”

To clarify, for those who have inquired about why Hexbear versus Reddit, it should be noted that we are currently exploring the possibility of defederating from Reddit as well based on similar comments Hexbear has made.

Defederation should only be considered as a last resort. However, based on their comments and behavior, only liberalism can be expected.

I made the decision to preemptively defederate from Hexbear for these reasons. While I understand that not everyone may agree with my decision, as site admin of Chapo.Chat I believe it is important to unilaterally make decisions for everyone.--

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ANY WHO CHOOSE TO DO OTHERWISE WILL BE RUTHLESSLY BONKED

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Folks what did his handlers do to his account

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1841589783883100251

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— O Mija Sijo!

— MI VOLUS ESTI BIRDO.

— sina toki e toki Epelanto tan seme?

— meli lili mi li tawa ma Molene.

— waso?

— mi ala waso. mi soweli. mi ala soweli la, mi seme?

— sinpin sina li sama... jan Pili Le Waton.

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Shush I know this is like 7 year old info. It's still funny.

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Don't ask me how dirt owl got Eric Idle, from monty python, head to faff around with silly loafers, but here we are.

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Source: https://x.com/proledevil/status/1840065100688044424

Also, I made a tankie tube to post music and stuff now: https://tankie.tube/c/levya_the_deathless

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¿Kon Fat́?

^Kaysuliv^ ^Iriski^ ^YeZuzídevŕeźe^

1. Poĺő u 「Mámagroya」

R. ¿Kon sulej́eske so 「mámagroya」?

「Mámagroya」 ňa:- ran umayǒ:- yedosulev yeyevŕeźe so yǒčúrev anskev anske. So šo:- rin̋ankruňeyni koto eyn̋ankruňeyni ňa:- yanǒnsuliyeyv buhey yaxayteyv buhey ňa:- 「mámagroya」 čay sulet́i lo yedosuliv guniv buhi. Ót́evde anske he:- rane:- lo yeyḿećtiv peski nǒnsuleynev ane ko 「mámagroya」:- nǒnkožede. Yacabeĺav yaxaydogav yaxayteyv Oyropa va buhe šǒkeynt́ey šuraňev groyev čisóre so yekoćtevše:— ¿suhiv naykǒyniv yebeĺevfe so yezuzídiv xij́eski:- u he:- ój́eski kay? 「De kum miňe:- yeskot́i šo:-」 čay yekotoneme:- šo ót́e:- šo yedosulevfe so yǒčúre : sulej́eske so yamoḱavfa u yamoḱavfa:- no yakǒv yanǒnsuliya ňa:- nay ko yeruňevše la:— 「kože u kože:- šo yedosulevfe ňa sosulev crske: dum kraḱisa:- še pset́ide so sulećte:- so šo šehkide dum o sule na x́aza.」

De na psa:- šo u va keyn:- de nay mre:- šo so yeRineyn̋anev kototenske ćapske ňa hemyeyv gva. Yaymyav anska koto yaymyav gvaska ňa:- yedǒ šehkide ŕav unska:- so šo šebviri:- žat́i ran ŕa:- re yeriňsiv 「társuliv planski」 ayxaí. Bernštayna so Mileraňa zít́a yakǒv yaymyav 「dara」:- šo udet́ey zinstev 「mámé」 na yasulav Markskruňiyav 「poĺóska u radbviśka」. Yázǒv yazíćtavńa : vura.

[eyes are starting to strain]

[feeling really eepy sleepy]

[conks out]

[wakes up several hours later]

...Hey, two paragraphs, that's better than nothing, right? This experiment has been a huge success, I'd say!

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^ me when i drink the prescriptivism juice

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Government officials are publicly admitting they "knew about aliens but lied"? Techbros are jacking themselves to death about how aliens superior intelligence has let them trap us somehow? Apparently the government has new terminology for these space aliens that are supposed to exist? How much of this is real? Or is it mainly just bullshit?

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