The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately. (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox. (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do (lemmy.keychat.org)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

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I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish for free healthcare in my country (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish politicians could only tell the truth. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted (lemmy.keychat.org)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

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I wish for the magical monkey paw to permanently cease to exist from reality. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish every major social network integrated activitypub. (lemm.ee)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately) (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg (jlai.lu)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had. (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish that something bad happens to me (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I wish countries maintained their interest and funding in space even after the space race. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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