Honorable mention
If I was in charge of The Regime I’d have trouble convincing myself to not keep the libertarian party around as 
twisted jesters for the masses
(It can’t be the prohibition party btw because I already have plans for it- it’d be so easy to get 20 of yall to go to their next convention in some Best Western in Gainesville probably and nominate one of us)
The most horrifying idea is if those two Chris-chan voters didn't plan that together but purely independently thought it would be funny