Holy shit we’ve been here for longer than we’ve been on reddit lmao

Should I be worried if I’m numb to this, is my amygdala hanging out of my ear or anything

OPEN SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS

YEEEEEHAWWWW

Should’ve told yall that the other night I had a dream where out of boredom I guided airplanes with technical difficulties into repair hangars (forgot how) without an airport’s permission, so they told me not to do it again, but also Donald Trump out of ALL PEOPLE was so impressed by me that he gave me a government document with a universal password that could open any account

If your party gets less votes than the MRLP then it should just automatically be dissolved, no matter how big it is. Keep going until the house of commons is under their near-unanimous control (except for speaker Count Binface)

starmer needs to grow a bushy 70s style handlebar mustasche. its not gonna benefit him electorally that much and id still hate him but hed at least feel less like a politician that came with your rations

more like jacob rees MOGGED

lmao

god americans really need to just fuck around with elections more

idk its looking pretty close

HE DID IT

I don’t care for his views but I really do hope Ed Davey keeps doing the publicity stunts next time around. Bring him to a skate park to advocate for debatably slightly better safety regulations. Do a livestream of him at a Blackpool casino to illustrate the strain on the average Anglo’s budget. Hold a three legged race competition to represent how Britain needs to cooperate with the EU.