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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My doctor (who is some short guy's wife, btw) keeps telling me I shouldn't be "Irishing up" my coffee 7 days a week. I can only assume she's pro English and doesn't want to see Ireland re-unified.

Also, unrelated note, due to lactose intolerance issues, I've swapped out Baileys Irish Cream in my morning Irish coffee with absinthe.

Edit:

Here's my daily Irish coffee recipe: 30mL espresso (decaf on weekends so I can fit an afternoon nap in), 60mL absinthe. Usually take 1 at 10:00 and another at 15:00. Usually double the espresso and the absinthe on a Monday, because Mondays, amirite?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

When my mom died I got a migraine every day, so while waiting for the doctor I did the same but added orange juice since orange juice (especially the environmental disaster in a bottle kind) and absinthe is legit. Caffeine + alcohol means no migraine but all the pretty colors for me.