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A video recently shared on various Chinese news and social media sites shows a set of timers installed above a row of toilet cubicles in a female washroom, with each stall getting its own digital counter.

When a stall is unoccupied, the pixelated LED screen displays the word “empty” in green. If in use, it shows the number of minutes and seconds the door has been locked. ‘We won’t kick people out midway’

The original video was reportedly taken by a visitor who sent it to the Xiaoxiang Morning Herald, a state-run local newspaper.

'We won’t kick people out midway’

The original video was reportedly taken by a visitor who sent it to the Xiaoxiang Morning Herald, a state-run local newspaper.

“I found it quite advanced technologically so you don’t have to queue outside or knock on a bathroom door,” the paper quoted the visitor as saying.

“But I also found it a little bit embarrassing. It felt like I was being monitored.”

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Competitive timed shitting league in China?

[–] Dempf 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Eating some more fiber so that I can get my ELO up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Way too much RNG since too much depends on what I ate. I'll probably stick to Flush Any% until the update.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

that's one. others:

mass over time (aka, the explosive single blast event)

total volume

total mass

solid to liquid ratio grading

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Your ELO? You mean these guys?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I REALLY need the social credit for a vacation. Give me all the laxatives!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Please do. Saves the cleaners some work…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ass-wipe skip is definitely a viable time-save.