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Competitive timed shitting league in China?
Eating some more fiber so that I can get my ELO up
Way too much RNG since too much depends on what I ate. I'll probably stick to Flush Any% until the update.
Excretion Length Output?
that's one. others:
mass over time (aka, the explosive single blast event)
total volume
total mass
solid to liquid ratio grading
Your ELO? You mean these guys?
I REALLY need the social credit for a vacation. Give me all the laxatives!
I'm going to use aimbot
Please do. Saves the cleaners some work…
Ass-wipe skip is definitely a viable time-save.