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House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars' (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”