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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Except, like most of what these crooks do, others are harmed by it as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, that sounds a lot like conservative policies in general.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's what I meant by "like most of what these crooks do" heh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn I inadvertedly did a "your comment, but worse". 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Happens to the best of us 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah. There's the hitch in the plan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.