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[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago

God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Maybe both his eyes will explode.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"God could my dad drive a spaceship through the warp"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines

Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Shit lets get them working on a 30 rack of beer during the debate on top of that

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Wait didn't I just watch them incoherently scream at each other?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Of a few Biden quotes that stuck out, one of his responses was "You're the sucker, you're the loser!(Horrified/disoriented expression)"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Some aide should "accidentally" give him 10x the dose. Either it'll pop his heart or it'll be the cure to dementia we're looking for.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Joe Biden “fire walker” formula

X 100 mg modafinil

X 70 mg vyvanse

X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)

X one 5 hour energy extra strength

X 150 mg psilocybin

X 1 gram of magnesium

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"earth rider" formula

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