Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!
The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!
Crooked Hillary? She's irrelevant. It's yesterday's news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!
Of course, Mr. President. I'm sad for this country to hear that being crooked wasn't enough and she went woke now too!
I've heard rumors that Q works for you. Is this true or more RINO nonsense? If it isn't just the wokists, have you learned how to play 4D chess or maybe even time travel?
Thank you so much for your time, Mr. President.
This "Q" is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don't need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We're going to do it with American grit. Got it?