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You are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?
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I'd do everything chuds say leftists will do. Schools will teach Marxism and ML theory. All teachers must be LGBTQ+ and can't be white, or must demonstrate their allyship through concrete action and be approved after review by CRT experts. Anybody can get a no questions asked abortion at any point in their pregnancy. Anybody who has a gun and isn't a leftist gets it taken away and given, along with their ammo, to a Palestinian. Landlords get their properties given to their tenants, and vacant apartments get given to the homeless. Child marriage is made illegal and the general age of consent is 18 minimum. Intentionally misgendering gets you sent to a re-education camp. Actually all acts and expressions of bigotry do. Free healthcare including gender affirming care. Land back. DEI. If they name it and it sounds based or at least funny, I'll do it.
My favourite was that Canada Post / USPS would ship ounces of weed via the mail. Shit that's a good idea.
Then George Soros sends us all a big juicy check.
Right after I cash in my Xibucks
I'm gonna get a sewing machine and a bunch of nice fabrics and learn how to make myself a whole new wardrobe with my Xibucks.
What a lovely picture you painted in my mind. 💗
I'm glad 🥰 I should write bloomer fiction.