Biden wins this year and pardons Trump. Trump stages a successful coup and has Biden executed.

united states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution

I'd do everything chuds say leftists will do. Schools will teach Marxism and ML theory. All teachers must be LGBTQ+ and can't be white, or must demonstrate their allyship through concrete action and be approved after review by CRT experts. Anybody can get a no questions asked abortion at any point in their pregnancy. Anybody who has a gun and isn't a leftist gets it taken away and given, along with their ammo, to a Palestinian. Landlords get their properties given to their tenants, and vacant apartments get given to the homeless. Child marriage is made illegal and the general age of consent is 18 minimum. Intentionally misgendering gets you sent to a re-education camp. Actually all acts and expressions of bigotry do. Free healthcare including gender affirming care. Land back. DEI. If they name it and it sounds based or at least funny, I'll do it.

Every capitalist dies from farting too hard

Azov/Right Sector accidentally release definitive proof that they fired on their own citizens during the Maidan after footage of it is included as B-roll for a pro-Ukraine propaganda video shared all over the internet by NAFO accounts.

TikTok gets sold to a US group who immediately destroy it with obvious and smothering propaganda and moderation that makes posting anything difficult. It hemorrhages users for a month or two. And then China relaunches Musical.ly which grows exponentially and absolutely dominates again.

Biden and Trump die of natural causes on the same day within hours of each other. It is truly a coincidence but produces an incredibly convoluted & dull set of conspiracy theories that will be repeated for the next hundred years. Kamala loses to Trump's VP pick, who is a woman. Republicans crow about electing the first woman president for the next several decades, which is how long it will take to elect the second woman president.

Nukes fly

NATO nukes don't work

Russian, Chinese and Korean nukes do indeed work

The British Royal Navy will claim that one of its vessels was hit and almost sunk by the Houthis. It will quickly be revealed that it was crashed into by another British Royal Navy vessel operating in the area. The Houthis will post a barrage of memes about it and the accident will cost the hundreds of millions and it's ability to continue its support of the mission.

I don't think they will sub in Hillary Clinton instead of Biden and I don't think she'd win against Trump.

But fuck it would be kind of funny wouldn't?

Like Hillary gets in 8 years and 2 presidents later. The supreme court is packed with conservatives, the reactionary response is insane (like Obama teaparty turned to 11), the carefully cultivated imperial project is on decline, and she's just doing a really lacklustre job that libs have to insist is historic.

Incumbent presidents typically attempt assassinating rivals before last day in office as becomes tradition after our latest SCOTUS ruling.

During the next American civil war, Texas seceded and Mexico takes it chance to reclaim what’s theirs

hexbear becomes wildly popular as the north korean facebook and one of you gets rich as mark zuckerburg and then get hit with the heart attack gun but that causes kim to nuke DC, all to protecc lil ole us.

anddddddd go!

Wot if a cargo ship making a break for the Suez succesfully evades Ansar Allah only to

The UK is dragged into the war by hawks and defence industry goons in a newly elected Labour government under Keir Starmer.

Trump then wins the election and begins a withdrawal of support, money, and troops by the US, leaving us in the lurch.

Russia hits some UK military targets abroad and maybe does some cyber attacks here, which will enrage the defense folks but the not the public, just to remind us were a yapping little dog without the US.

Suddenly there will be an embarrassing climb down and U-turn as we pivot to supporting a peace agreement rather than getting our shit kicked in without full US backing.

One of them wins, dies right after.

AOC successfully impeaches every GOP nominated supreme court justice only for Biden to do some bullshit Obama deal

AOC successfully impeaches every GOP nominated supreme court justice just in time for Trump to take office.

hillary clinton WINS the election only to have ANOTHER scandal come out.. AFTER the civil war starts, fracturing her support in loyalist states resulting in civil war 2.5 aka AMERICAN THREE KINGDOMS

Biden narrowly wins the US election, but dies on election day. The news is kept secret for a few days afterwards, until somebody leaks it.

The Tories lose every seat in the UK Election and drop to single digits (actually fairly likely to happen lol)

I can't think of much else. The rest of the world is too depressing for anything funny to happen.

I saw a chud conspiracy that the current Australian labor government is cozying up to China to prep for pulling the same move we did a hundred years ago and jumping ship to the up and coming superpower

So, that

The United States balkanizes over desperate drought-mitigation measures as climate change really kicks into high gear. Western states start screaming about building bulk water pipelines from the Great Lakes, the states on the Great Lakes just give a collective "Fuck that shit!", and politics instantly realigns into "states who still have good water sources" versus "every other state", with the legislative agenda dominated by arguments over the federal government's jurisdiction over interstate water redistribution in an emergency situation.

SCOTUS gave the president unlimited powers. In an unbelievable turn of events - Biden actually uses it. He throws Trump, his friends, and SCOTUS in Gitmo.

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Israel collapses upon itself due to circumstances entirely of its own making (for example, not rescuing hostages from Gaza, drafting rabbis into the military, indefinitely delaying elections).

This is really just the next ~1 year but I can hope.

Sticking with my latest idea: Biden gets an earpiece with a chatgpt speech writer that he just repeats. It becomes self aware and goes rogue and starts doing scientific socialism because every other ideoligy is flawed.

Chat what the fuck does this mean

I think it would be funny if a bunch of really great things happened totally for free, with no tradeoffs or monkey's paw-style unintended consequences whatsoever

It is now illegal to be conservative. Those caught trying to be conservative will be stripped of their gender and turned gay.

The United States lands troops in Yemen because a Houthi mine accidentally sinks an aging US destroyer.