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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

you put the punchline in the title

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

If you put the punchline in the title

spoilerYou'll get more engagement


[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

AH-HA! You have fallen for my latest bit where I comment "I dont get it" to a badpost and then chastise the poster if they try explaining their bad post! AH-HA! consider yourself chastised!

spoilerThis isn't going quite as well as I thought it would. are my "ah-ha"s conveying the tone of a triumphant swashbuckler? maybe I should just give up on the bit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

peltier-laugh good one

spoilerMaybe more like a punchy gotcha ah-HA where the ah sets up for the higher volume HA! as you come in swinging, and then a cheery, self assured three part laugh ahahaHA! On the way out? Also if swashbuckler pirate swashbuckler, I'm thinking at least one nautic term of your choosing to sell the scene. It's getting there, keep at it!


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