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"Gimme the hottest ya got!" screamed the President at a campaign fundraiser in Wilmington, DE hosted by OpenAI and Wells Fargo. When Hexbear News Network's Junior Corespondent MaxOS questioned First Lady Jill Biden on whether the president can handle the level of spice, she responded "It's a trial by fire. We'll have to see..."

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As the intense spice started to overwhelm Mr. Biden's frail body, the spectral entity that had sustained his lifeforce was forced to flee from his corpse. Like a scene from Indiana Jones, the liberal president's form disintegrated in front of the popular youtube channel's cameras.

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