this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's cops, cops, cops!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One can read, the other one can write

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The recommended number of anuses is one