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Site: "I don't feel so good...." (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after "being starved"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

I like the way you think.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Make the fade only apply 25% (or maybe a percentage range) of the time at first, slowly increase how often and how intense the opacity is. lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Or, make it fade more and more for each "unique" visitor. Make sure it hits after they start their marketing campaign.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What the duck did I do.