What if Instead of Green Day it Was Bean Day? (hexbear.net)

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Do you have the time

To soak your beans in brine?

Or are you opening a can

Cause you're in a hurry?

I am one of those

Tasty bean eating fools

Chomping on some beans

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself some treats

Sometimes the beans go into me

It all keeps adding up

On beans I'm fillin' up

Am I just full beans?

Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink

To analyze my beans

She said not to see her anymore

I went to a store

I was out of beans and needed more

So I bought a bunch of them

It was pretty rad

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Dear mother can you hear me cooking?

It's been 3 bean salad since I have left your home

This poverty has got me eating

Delicious beans now that I'm out and on my own

And eating beans alone

Pay attention to the split peas

They taste good with rhizomes

I boil it up and it tastes nice

I wanna feed you soup

That I made inside my home

Welcome to beans and rice

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