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Who would be the funniest (mostly) plausible Trump VP pick? (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

None of these losers

Burgum? Never even heard of this dork. Incumbent Governor of North Dakota. He started his career as a McKinsey consultant. Republican Pete Buttedgeedge. Low energy.

J.D. Vance? Ivy League Eminem? Really? Come the fuck on.

Little Marco? It would technically be funny, but no comedy bit is remembered for being technically funny.

In reality, Trump will pick someone boring as a prophylactic against being couped. That was the whole idea behine Mike Pence. Dude had about as much verve as a cool glass of prune juice.

The funniest (in a shambolic and horrifying sense) choice would be Vince McMahon. They do have a long personal connection.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Vince McMahon

lol, now we're talking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ben "Pyramids Full Of Grain" Carson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What will Trump have to promise the Kims to get Benny back?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

tim scott would be phenomenal (if he is the guy with fries), almost eric adams tier shitposter