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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That's a hard pass from me, friend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but there's this thing...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to... back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is he into extreme sounding?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.

I think they’re underestimating his stupid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I'm half awake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Not where you stick it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

and I'm checkin out the rest of your living room set.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

More cushioning for the pushioning