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The 78 year old former president said he's been watching hundreds of hours of porn at his Bedminster estate to prepare for his first directing role.

"We've got a lot of men, y'know they called the title 12, but it's more like 50 or 60 just hunks, pure hunks folks - right from central casting and they're gonna run a train on this beautiful woman. We love her folks, don't we? So beautiful. Lots of porking going on, you don't want to miss it!" he remarked to the crowd in Butler PA, the site where a gunman tried to take his life in July.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Mr. Trump, what do you want me to do now?" :himbo:

"You got to get in there and just grab it up, grab her by the pussy! Y'know people got very mad at me when I said that to Billy Bush, 'grab her by the pussy' but now it's okay to say it because we're on set. I never liked Billy or the rest of the Bushes. They lied us into a war, 2 wars, very nasty wars, but I pulled us out of Afghanistan by cutting a deal with the Taliban, such a deal, tremendous really..." trump-anguish

"So you want me to pull out?" :himbo-confused: