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"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've always wondered why people were so ready to convert. Like, if I was some ancient Roman and some guy came up to me offering a new god that's even better than the old ones and much easier to worship, I wouldn't just immediately fall for it. It just seems like a scam.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

It did take a while, and I'm sure people called it a cult of Jesus or something back then too (Idk if there's evidence for that but there were many cults of Gods/demigods etc. in antiquity)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, what was holding you to the other guy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me not getting torn apart by lions in the Arena

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

speech-r smuglord

Imagine this dude with a Centurion hat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dear Nazerenes if your god is so almighty why doesnt he stop me from nailing you to this cross here

debatejak

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

it seemed positive if you were a woman or enslaved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Periodic reminder that the Roman Empire sucked, for everyone who wasn't a patrician.