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why is linkedin like that (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A glimpse into porky's ideal world.

EVERYONE is their own individual small business owner. It's not enough to just be trained in a skill and be good to go. Oh no, you see porky's a very picky eater these days. Even McDonalds is prestigious! They don't hire just ANYONE! That's where Linkedin comes in. YOU have to now become an industry celebrity in the very industry you ~~are forced to~~ want to be a part of! Now, you also can "network" or find a rich person and groom them for years online and maybe....just maybe.....they'll consider going against their interest and do one thing pork hates, make a job, for you as a token of your "friendship". You EARNED it with your "personal brand".

Welcome to the future, baby!