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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Orb lady appears to have lost the plot and eaten the fruit of fascism

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alternatively she was never good and we just memed our way into thinking she was.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Wait, were there people who actually thought Marianne was even slightly good? She just seemed to me like a person with bizarre views on energies and shit who almost accidentally found herself in a position one iota to the left of the Democrats and who would instantly concede to the party line without even the slightest hesitation if she somehow managed to achieve power of any kind. AOC but farce. I think the orb jokes are funny but she'd do the exact same shit Biden and other genocidal fascists are doing

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

There was about a 10-minute period back in 2019-2020 where she Reiki crystal'ed her way into something approaching Labor Theory of Value, followed by a bunch of semi-coherent mouth noises that implied a generally antiwar approach to foreign policy. That was really about it; I think she was already irrelevant before we got to hear any takes on whether or not granola and wheatgrass could cure COVID.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People are desperate for a lib that isn't just a bloodthirsty trust fund nerd but the majority of them suck so bad that birkenstock wine mom who thinks war crimes really harsh the vibe is like the top 10% of the party morally.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

she doesn't think war crimes harsh the vibe, she wants more. She attacked Obama for being too soft on Syria/Assad, stating he needed to invade

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Yes I think that is the conclusion most of the leftists in my life and on this site drew from her platform over the years. Definitely also met some new age kind of liberals that thought she was their kind of radical too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

she attacked Obama for being too soft on Assad, stating he should have invaded when "red lines" were crossed like chemical weapon attacks. Imagine being more imperialist than Obama.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is the second time the realization that she's shit has happened, I feel like Im losing it a little this shit happened in 2020 too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

(It's this one)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

That's what the orb was the entire time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

dril Turning the dial that says “racism” and looking back at the audience

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She's hoping Trump will notice her and if he wins put her in his cabinet. Secretary of Orbsec - maybe?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Minister of Liminal Affairs”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

She was always like this lol