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Possibly from a source similar to this? Not sure. I just skimmed for this.
Jesus Christ there's a giant centipede in the middle of the Atlantic no wonder folks are freaking out
The size of the centipede is distorted by Mercator projection, it’s not that big, don’t worry.
You fool! It's at the equator! The size is undisturbed! We're doooooooooooomed!!!!!!
Sorry I couldn’t quite hear that over the sound of my rocket engine as I head to a new planet. But as I was saying, nothing to fear from the centipede.
It eats the other sea leviathans, so it's good to let it skitter around untroubled.
And yet the government insists on sending more money to Israel, instead of doing the sensible thing with the money: Building giant mechs to fight the centipede in the Atlantic before it reaches the coast
If only Trump were still in office he would nuke it before it gets to us
Ommunism is when there's a comically large spoon to eat all the grain and capitalism is when there's a JFC-sized centipede.