I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Earnest B. Neolib

Knowhutimean, Vern?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I understood that reference. meemaw

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to threaten to make Eggs Erroneous for my family for breakfast. They still have no idea what the fuck I'm on about, or why I ask for the yellow modeling clay kitty-birthday-sad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember thinking jury duty was super cool and an honor because Ernest seemed excited once. over-your-head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It took Pauly Shore to cure us of that one.

spoiler

...Buuuuuud-dy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Annnnd I just read the Jim Varney Wikipedia entry...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I have seen every single Ernest movie, including Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam.