chapotraphouse

I wasn’t aware of this “democrats control the weather” conspiracy theory until a “moderate”, Never Trump conservative in a group chat started with “I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”

I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...

Idk K-Hive is pretty wacky.

Dude exactly that's what I think Iv and others were getting at i think yesterday when i mentioned she was an empty pantsuit in 2020, she has negative charisma and inspires literally no one, she's a less competent Hillary Clinton who has somehow stumbled her way into this election

This should be an emote

I guess it's corny to say - but imagine if abandoned his Trump insanity and instead used his crazy zeal for a constructive, positive purpose.

After further inspection it appears it was "WHITE WHITE WHITE" but good guess

Made the libs mad

what's going thru someone's head when they do this?

Debris, launched by gale force winds

Yeah, stay and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the demoncrats that the 'cane may take our lives, but it’ll never take our freedom!

- Mel Gibson with war paint face voice...

I really thought when Obama was president he was going to remain the most cult-like figure of American politics of my lifetime. Yet as early as 2016 - of course - I was proven to be 100% wrong. Obama merely had a rock star level of popularity. But it was clear to me after Trump's inauguration in 2017 that he wasn't a politician in the mind of his base. He had become a cult leader to millions. And over time - his hold on them as only gotten stronger.

Before Trump - a wacko with a flag on a pier during a storm that could injure him or kill him and send his body out to sea would have only appeared in The Onion or in a meme like a guy with a shotgun who's gonna shoot at the hurricane. Yet he we are and it's real. I wonder what happened to the guy. Is he on land and in a safer situation? Or did he fall into the drink perhaps never to be seen again?

That's life (That's life), that's what all the people say
You're riding high in September, shot down in October
But I know I'm gonna change that wind
When I'm back on top, back on top after the 'cane?

Song

He opens the door to the Great Hall. "I AM HERE! MY NAME IS MIKE AND I DIED FOR TRUMP!" Mike is a confused and then bewildered when people stare, snicker, laugh, and speak to each other in foreign languages. He can't even get something good to eat. He thinks everybody is a moron because they don't know what "I want an overdone steak with ketchup," means.

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Netflix and/or HBO execs are you there? This is a tv comedy series waiting to get made.

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