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[–] [email protected] 152 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just fat enough 😋

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, fat at least

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont think 400000 times light can travel in a year of difference is "slightly further away"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What's a few hundred thousand light years between friends?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it's further because the number is bigger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No you see some infinites are bigger than other. So light year is basically a larger infinity than millions. There's a YouTube video about, look it up 👍

/s (you never know these days)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a timey-whimey thing.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My back says there's a difference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well its shorter