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Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.
How fat is she?
She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
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I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Just fat enough 😋
She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
You can't see my mom, she's dead.
She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.
Of course she's dead, she's in space...
Fuckin' got them! Nice.