Many Americans are confused as to the nature of this action. The general attitude of Republican voters is that this is disappointing, while Democrat voters tend to be happy, albeit a bit confused. Trump has released a statement on the matter, stating that he wants to "cross the aisle" and "become one, strong nation, a nation no longer divided by party lines". Experts suspect that this may be apart of a "broader attempt" to merge the two parties, forming a "unified party" that can "make America truly great". This has been Luna, on Foxgirl News.
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