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Why do urinals exist? (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Mark my words, in 100 years we'll look back at urinals like we look back at communal toilets in Rome where you shared a shit covered sponge to wash your ass. Why use a urinal when you can just use the toilet? Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you? It's a barbaric practice. I will make sure urinals are abolished once i am made the general secretary of the central committee of the communist party of the fucking world republic

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Absolutely can not pee in a urinal if other people are around, bladder's too shy even with good dividers. Doesn't matter if I sit there with my dick out for 5 straight minutes trying to will my filled to bursting bladder to release, it ain't gonna work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Now imagine you're working at a Kohl's AND THERE'S NO DIVIDERS BETWEEN URINALS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Have you tried doing math problems? Multiplying 24x9 is just difficult enough that it breaks my focus on everything else going on around me and relaxes the mechanisms down there.